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Transform Your Stand-Up Comedy Routines
- With Mental Training


Are You A Great Stand-Up Comedian - But Nerves, Memory Lapses or Hecklers Affect Your On-Stage Performances?


Are You Getting the Laughs from Your Audience Your Stand-Up Talent Truly Deserves?


Or Just Looking to Take your Comedy Act to the Next Level?

No problem! The proven methods of mental training, which are used all around the world in improving performance, have shown to transform performance in stand-up comedy, right at the deepest level of your confidence and memory bank - your subconscious mind.

For stand-up comedians, 'flow' is everything - and so it makes an enormous difference if you are thinking and performing your joke routines instinctively, rather than consciously thinking through each joke (and trying to remember the next one to come).

These are the areas of performance that mental training delivers on auto-pilot, and gives you the vital 'edge' over your fellow comedians.

As all your jokes and routines are all stored within the memory bank of your subconscious mind, training up your mind for your comedy act is essential.

As a mental trainer, for the past few decades I have worked with a vast number of comedians from around the world, creating hypnosis programs to boost their performances, and deal with various issues and challenges they encounter on stage.

The most powerful mental training methods for transforming performances of stand-up comedians are visualization and hypnosis, as these work together at the control center of your performance - your subconscious.

Your subconscious is responsible for remembering your entire list of jokes, ensuring your timing of each joke is correct, handling self-doubts and hecklers, and building 'flow' in your on-stage performance, as well as calmness, focus, and belief in yourself and your ability.

Visualization is where you relax your mind and vividly imagine performing at the absolute peak of your ability on stage. Doing this on a regular basis allows you to:

  • Pre-program and fine-tune your jokes and stand-up comedy routines and overall on-stage performance

  • Increase confidence and self belief, which comes across clearly to your audience, and handles hecklers with assertiveness and authority

  • Overcome intimidation and self sabotage caused by doubts, fears, negative thoughts, or the audience

  • Increasing calmness before and during performance, and reducing extreme nervousness

  • Increase concentration, focus and memory - to keep a clear mind that recalls your jokes and routines quickly and easily.

  • Improve your performance effortlessly - deliver your jokes and routines more confidently and powerfully

  • Have a proven secret weapon powering your stage performances!

  • and much more
    To purchase the program click here, or continue for more information on this topic.

Access "The Zone" In Your Comedy Routine

It is well known that mental training can also help you access The Zone - the awesomely powerful mental state renowned around the world to deliver the absolute peak performance.

The Zone can be accessed because visualization and mental training methods influence the subconscious mind, the area of our mind which delivers instinctive, automatic, rapid recall and brilliant results which seem to happen almost magically on auto-pilot.

This is far more powerful than when we consciously or manually try to remember, and perform, every joke during a gig.

True rapid-fire comedy, such as that of Robin Williams for instance, can never be consciously thought of on stage, it must 'flow' - easily, effortlessly and automatically.

When you are 'zoning' on stage and the jokes are flowing perfectly, your conscious mind actually becomes relatively quiet (ie. the normally busy, chattering mind which is often terrified of the audience) and this allows your calmer, more powerful subconscious to run your stage performance flawlessly - the way a computer runs software.

This allows your jokes and comedy routines to flow in a way that can never be matched by conscious thought, which effortlessly increases the speed, power and effectiveness of your delivery and accuracy of your wording.

This is not to say that you are performing without instruction - on the contrary, you are simply getting your instructions from a far more powerful and reliable source.

Though mental training techniques are proven to work and are used around the globe, some people remain unconvinced about their power until they try them, and then realize how dramatically they can influence performance - which they always do.

They work, of course, because it's the mind that controls the performance, and not the other way around.

As I worked with several stand up comedians over the years to enhance their performances, with excellent results - I eventually created a hypnosis / visualization recording which can be used by any stand-up comedian - which automatically guides you through the entire experience of visualization, quickly and easily.

The hypnosis recording also contains powerful hypnotic suggestions for strengthening every area of stand-up gig stage performances.

The recording firstly takes you down into the correct level of relaxation, and is followed by powerful hypnotic suggestions for building confidence, belief, relaxation, memorizing jokes and routines, and enhancing performance.

This is followed by the on-stage comedy visualization, where you literally 'pre-program' your mind for future on-stage comedy gigs, and improve various aspects of your delivery and performance that you wish to improve

This visualization recording has shown to be remarkably effective - the main benefits are:

  • Automatic Relaxation - the recording places you into an easy and automatic state of relaxation perfect for visualization (and also teaches you how relax in case you need to do a quick visualization before you perform).

  • Hypnotic Suggestions - designed to build confidence, belief, relaxation and emotional control for comedians in their stand-up gigs.

  • Visualization which you can customize for your next gig, to pre-program your jokes, routines and physical on-stage performance

  • Helps Overcome Extreme Pre-Performance Nerves - the relaxation helps overcome chronic nervousness before performance, without over-relaxing.

  • The Recording Becomes More Powerful Each Day - hypnotic suggestions have been designed to make the recording become stronger and more effective each day.

  • Unlimited Free Advice and Product Support - email me any time with any questions you may have in regard to your mental training, and I promptly reply with an answer and solution.

The Mind Training for Stand-Up Comedians program contains a powerful hypnosis & visualization recording available by mp3 download, and only here at MindTraining.net. It is easily used on:

  • iPod / iTunes
  • mp3 player / mobile phones / smart phones / iPhone / Blackberry etc
  • burned directly to CD
  • or even played directly from your computer.
  • at any time of the day or night!

The cost of the mp3 download is just USD$29.95 - lifetime benefits, for the cost of lunch!

FREE Bonus!

This powerful hypnosis recording now also comes with a FREE additional 'night-time subliminal' recording (valued at $25) - which you can play at night as you go to sleep.

The subliminal hypnotic suggestions play silently underneath a beautiful binaural relaxation music soundtrack, which increases your mind's absorption of the positive suggestions.

So now your powerful subconscious can silently work on it day and night 24/7 - yes, even in your sleep!

As with all our programs, it comes with an unconditional, iron-clad 12 month moneyback guarantee - so try the program without risk, and if you are not 100% satisfied for any reason, simply contact us for a full refund - no questions asked!

The true value is the continuing benefits you gain - the ongoing benefits of these positive recordings stay with you for life. Plus, unlike private hypnotherapy sessions, you also have quick, ongoing access to the hypnosis, whenever you might happen to need it.

To begin your mental training in 5 minutes, you can order your mp3 instant download by simply clicking the button below for our secure server. The following process takes place as you receive your download:
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Mind Training for Stand-Up Comedians - Hypnosis / Visualization
FREE Bonus Night-time Subliminal recording (valued at $25)
FREE Stand-Up Comedian's Motivational Car Recording
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FREE advice and personal product support
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Plus Optional Free Extras:
A 5 Minute "Pre-Performance Motivator / Car Recording" (valued at $15).
"The Power of Belief & Visualization in Sport" (valued at $25).



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I look forward to hearing from you how Mind Training for Stand-Up Comedians has improved your gigs and performances.

All the best of success, for a great year ahead!

Sincerely,
Craig Townsend, who runs the self help and self improvement site Mind Training.net
Craig Townsend - creator of MindTraining.net and its library of self help and sports programs.
Craig Townsend
(Diploma of Clinical Hypnosis)
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